Lord Jesus Christ (yep... that's the man's real name) is hit by a car while crossing the street.
Read the full story here: http://tinyurl.com/262pzfc
Must have pissed off the cops and the EMTs when they first arrived on the scene and starting asking him questions... Either that or they assumed that he had some sort of massive head trauma.
Now that's a name that has got to have cause some problems growing up. I mean, how many of his teachers in school got pissed off while taking attendance for the first time and asked the class who was being a comedian and putting fake names on the class roster?