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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Simon's Cat in 'Santa Claws'

This is for anyone that has ever had a cat and a Christmas tree at the same time...

... and make sure that you check out the this guys channel on YouTube! The other videos are just as funny!

Six Flags New Orleans...

Six Flags New Orleans was closed before Katrina due to the impending storm... never reopened.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Joke of the Day: Yet Another Use For Vaseline...

A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a beautiful young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Chesebrough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was; "Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse."

The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose; but I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?"

She smiled coyly and said, "I put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Double Rainbow Madness!!

Ok... so many of you have probably already seen this video. The basic scenario is that this guy is FREAKING OUT over seeing a full arc double rainbow... which in truth is fairly rare. But, this guys reaction is funny and the video has gone completely viral.

Here's the original video...

Here's the spoof/remix video that is probably going to be almost as big as the original...

Friday, May 7, 2010

But, Dad... I'm Jesus Christ!

Lord Jesus Christ (yep... that's the man's real name) is hit by a car while crossing the street.

Read the full story here:

Must have pissed off the cops and the EMTs when they first arrived on the scene and starting asking him questions... Either that or they assumed that he had some sort of massive head trauma.

Now that's a name that has got to have cause some problems growing up. I mean, how many of his teachers in school got pissed off while taking attendance for the first time and asked the class who was being a comedian and putting fake names on the class roster?

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Google Chrome Speed Tests

I haven't made the switch to Chrome just yet, but this video is just freakin' amazing!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Monday, April 12, 2010

Anyone want an iPad smoothie?

Is it bad that I get a sense of satisfaction out of watching this video?

Some that all football fans can enjoy...

The way I see it, if you're a fan of the Dallas Cowboys (like me) this video is a little bittersweet... if you're not a fan of the Dallas Cowboys this video will be good for a laugh.