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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Joke of the Day

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud bloodcurdling scream is coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in here?" he yells banging on the bathroom door, "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."

The bartender opens the bathroom door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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