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Thursday, May 28, 2009

2009.05.23 - Me = FAIL

Monday, May 25, 2009

Deadsmiley Memorial Day Tribute

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mmmmmm... Moe's *drool*

The monster you see before you is Moe's Phil E. Burrito. Rice, steak, grilled onions, peppers and mushroom... cheese sauce and shredded cheese. Simply AWESOME! If you love a good Philly Cheesesteak you'll love this beast.

Saturday, May 16th 2009 Video Blog

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Joke of the Day

Here's a classic...
Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking it's balls. One guy says, "I wish I could do that." The other guy gives him a strange looks and says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

Monday, May 11, 2009

Star Wars Fan Flick Awesomeness!!!

You've got to admit that it takes a special kind of geek to make these Star Wars fan flicks. I'm not going to be dragged into the Star Wars vs. Star Trek debate... frankly, I like both, but it's always fun to see the Empire lay the smack down.

Feed Your Inner Astronaut

Atlantis should be lifting off today for the fifth and final mission to service the Hubble Space Telescope.

The scheduled launch time is 2:01PM today and barring any unforeseen issues it should lift off on time.

If you have digital cable you can catch the launch in HD on HDNET. If, like me you have given up on cable you can catch a 1.2 mbps stream from Yahoo here:

(screen cap of the Yahoo video stream)

Check the NASA TV website for more information:

You can also check out NASA TV on YouTube:
They've got well over 300 videos many of which are in HD.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Havent We All Wanted to Do This?

I really don't mind jury duty... there are times...

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Apparently you morons didn’t understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I’m not putting my family's well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don’t believe in our “justice” system and I don’t want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f–k alone

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Best Handling of a Telemarketer...EVER!

I think this could be classified as an EPIC WIN!

Just Awesome!

These two guys are just too cool for words...

Friday, May 8, 2009

Behold the yummy!

I ask you... who doesn't love Dunkin' Domuts breakfast sandwiches??? WHO???

It Lives!

Look what I found at Dunkin' Donuts this morning!

I didn't realize R.E.O. was in town...

(Click the picture to read about the history of this awful hairdo!)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

MMMMMM... Cheesesteak


Here in the ROC we have this chain of sub shops called DiBella's. Frankly I dare you to find a better cheesesteak! I'm sure the "authentic" ones straight from Philly are great, but DiBella's are tough to beat in my very humble opinion. Say what you want about Rochester... it's at least a great food town.

Quote of the day

Today's quote comes from the recently vilified Miss California, Carrie Prejean.

During a recent press conference to announce that she would be participating in an advertising campaign to promote what she's been referring to as "opposite marriage", she stated...
"Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers."
No shit... really? Thank you, Captain Obvious!

Ball Shampoo?

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A Little More Laughter Has Passed...

Dominic DeLuise
August 1, 1933 - May 4, 2009

The first time I remember seeing Dom DeLuise was in the opening scene of The Muppet Movie. He was in so many of the funniest movies that I remember seeing growing up.

Goodbye, Dom. You will be missed.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Rock On...

What do you do when you're band is trying to practice and the building's fire alarm goes off?


Friday, May 1, 2009

People are Stupid and Paranoid...

This morning I had the privilege of experiencing firsthand the rampant paranoia that has been growing around the recent outbreak of swine flu. Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure swine flu sucks, but I seriously doubt that we'll still be talking about it a couple of months from now.

As most of you that have been following me this week on Twitter and Facebook already know I've been sick enough to put me out of work for two days. Thankfully, it was just my sinuses combined with a nasty head cold and just about the only thing remaining today is a cough and not much else. Well, I went to Dunkin' Donuts this morning to grab breakfast. I always go inside as I don't like wasting gas sitting in the drive through and it always feels good to get out and walk after the 25 minute drive from Greece to Webster. So there I am standing in line with about 10 other patrons when I cough... it doesn't get much of a response. I cough a second time... this time several people glance over there shoulders at me and the two people in front of me, the one person behind me and the person next to me all take one full step away from me.

I almost started laughing. I swear if someone else had been with me I would have started talking about me "recent trip to Mexico" just to fuck with people. I seriously think that if I had pulled out a tissue and blown my nose a riot would have ensued.

We really have become just a bunch of sheep in this country.



A blond watching the news hears that 2 Brazilian men died from the swine flu. She cries & sobs "Oh my god! How many is a Brazilian?

Authenticity FAIL

What the hell does an Irish Nacho look like anyway???

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