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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Joke of the Day

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize... you REALLY need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, you notice that people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize.....

You have been listening to your ipod.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Anal Sex to Chili's Restaurant Analogy

Somehow this has a ring of truth to it...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Quote of the Day

From a NewsHour interview with 105-year old Ella-Mae Johnson who attended yesterdays inaguration of Barack Obama... (click here for the whole interview)

I hope the time comes when we can just be who we are and not worry or believe that, if we call ourselves something else, we'll get better attention, better treatment.

I hope that we get to the point, not because we're Christians or Jews or Muslims, but because we're human. And we want to be treated, we need to be treated, not one taking advantage, but all recognizing that there won't be peace -- there may be quiet or silence -- but it won't be peace.

That's the wisdom of 105 years... I think we'd all do well to shut up and listen.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Bush to give Farwell Address...

Bush gives farewell address to nation

I've got my own farewell address for W...

"Mr. President, with all due respect... Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Question of the day...

Pondered while watching an episode of Red Dwarf...

If you were to travel to a parallel universe where the parallel you was of the opposite sex and you were to have sex with them...

Would that be considered masturbation?

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Darwinism in Action...

I love FailBlog...




Because it's always funny when it happens to someone else...

Ugh... I've been slacking lately.  Things have finally started to slowdown now that the holidays are over.  Thank the gods for that!

Anyway...

I've recently become very addicted to YouTube.  I know, I know... I'm a bit late to that party.

Here's one of my recent favorites...