I walked by these in the grocery store the other day and I nearly shit myself out of sheer instant bewilderment.
PANCAKES IN A SPRAY CAN?!?!
Not nearly on the same level as neuticles, but fucking hell people come on!
Thanks but no thanks. The pancakes in my house will continue to be made the old fashioned way.
Come on, if you don't have time to make pancakes on the weekend then maybe you should seriously take stock of what you put value on in your life.
I swear, it's crap like this that is the reason we can't have affordable health care in this country.