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Friday, September 26, 2008

Greatest Time Waster EVER!

I found this on the web today...

LEGO Digital Designer

You can literally design ANYTHING with LEGOs in 3-D.

The software is completely free and really easy to use. I loved LEGOs as a child and this is just TOO COOL!

Here's the real kicker. Once you've completed your masterpiece you can upload it to the LEGO Factory website (http://factory.lego.com/) and purchase a kit that contains all of the bricks that you used to assemble your virtual creation so you can make it for real!

I can see how my weekend will be spent... LOL

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The world's newest evil super villain... THE FLATULATOR!

Cop Hit In Gas Attack

If farting in someones general direction is a crime then I must be one of the most prolific criminals in history.

Just ask my wife.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Watch your Karma when in the drive-thru...

I went out to Taco Bell to fetch some dinner after the kids had gone to bed. In front of me in line was a soccer mom in an ugly maroon mini-van. I rolled down my window in anticipation of placing my order and I could hear the woman ahead of me badgering the poor girl working the drive up window.

"So what's in the 7 layer nachos... what's in the double decker burrito..."

On and on she went for a solid 10 minutes while the line of cars behind me was getting longer and longer. God bless the poor girl on the other end of the intercom because she kept her cool and was nice the whole time. Not surprising was the fact that when the woman finally ordered none of it was what she had quizzed the girl about.

I pulled up... the girl still being nice... placed my order and proceeded on to the pick up window only to find the woman in the minivan taking her time paying.

When I was finally able to pull up to the window I noticed that the amount on the little read out was different than the total I was originally given. Not really thinking much of it I handed the girl my card and she cashed me out. She went to hand me my food and all that was in the bag was a single hard taco. I protested and the girl asked me what I had ordered. When I told her all the blood drained from her face. She quickly turned around to the girl who was working the window with her...

"OH MY GOD! That woman just drove off with the wrong food!"

I stiffled a laugh. The girl turned quickly to me and informed me that she had only charged me for the taco she had tried to give me and was going to give me all of the food for just $1.50 and throw in cinnimon twists besides.

I drove home laughing... realizing that the woman who had played 20 questions with half the menu and then ordered none of it would be getting home to find my food... none of which was part of her order. I'm guessing her head probably exploded.

Karma is a bitch...

Well... Duh?

This has got to be the most "duh" piece of celebrity news in recent memory...

Clay Aiken Comes Out of the Closet

Am I supposed to be shocked and/or surprised by this? Who here didn't think Clay Aiken was gay?... quick show of hands... I didn't think so.

Not that I have a problem with gay people... because I don't. I don't care if someone is gay so long as they aren't a dick. Gay I can handle... being a dick drives me insane.

Then again, if Clay Aiken was a dick I don't suppose I care much about that either.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

How lazy are we???

I walked by these in the grocery store the other day and I nearly shit myself out of sheer instant bewilderment.

PANCAKES IN A SPRAY CAN?!?!

Not nearly on the same level as neuticles, but fucking hell people come on!

Thanks but no thanks. The pancakes in my house will continue to be made the old fashioned way.

Come on, if you don't have time to make pancakes on the weekend then maybe you should seriously take stock of what you put value on in your life.

I swear, it's crap like this that is the reason we can't have affordable health care in this country.

http://www.batterblaster.com/

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I FOUND IT!!!

I did it! I found it! I now know why this country is going to hell in a hand basket!

http://www.neuticles.com


That's right... FAKE BALLS FOR YOUR PETS!

It's over. How can we even begin to compete with this kind of stupidity?

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Quote of the Day

Oh, what'll you do now, my blue-eyed son?
Oh, what'll you do now, my darling young one?
I'm a-goin' back out 'fore the rain starts a-fallin'
- Bob Dylan - A Hard Rains Gonna Fall

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Um... ok

Not sure exactly how I found this site, but here you go...

Stop Alien Abductions

This lovely headpiece will keep the aliens out of your head :)

Friday, September 12, 2008

I'm in love with Barbara Walters...

Sounds almost creepy, doesn't it?

Quote from the CNN.com article:
Walters went on to press Palin's reformist credentials, noting McCain has served in Washington for more than two decades and asking repeatedly, "who's she going to reform, you?"

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Quote of the Day, Part 2

This one was just too good to save for tomorrow...

"People were coming into my office, phone calls were flooding in, e-mails were coming in, 'I just sent money to Obama, I couldn't sleep last night' — from the left. To see this cocky wacko up there,"
- Former GOP Sen. Lincoln Chafee refering to Sarah Palin

Read the full article here...

Quote of the Day

"I need to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here (on earth) 4,000 years ago, I really do - because she's gonna have the nuclear codes."
- Actor Matt Damon on GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin's creationist beliefs
Read the entire blurd here on IMDB:

Monday, September 8, 2008

The Hoff's new evening gig...

Probably a lot funnier than it should be, but I nearly shit myself laughing... so here it is!

and the Hits Just Keep on Coming!

Thank you John Stweart... again



When are people going to realize that THEY ARE BEING LIED TO!!!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Quote of the day...

"Well... she reads a teleprompter very well..."
- Comment left by a reader on CNN.com after watching Sarah Palin's speach at the RNC