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Sunday, March 20, 2005

The Official DeadSmiley Rules of Life

Rule #1: Don't Eat Yellow Snow (this one should be self explanatory)

Rule #2: If you have to ask...you probably don't want to know (this one is very important and will keep you out of a lot of trouble)

Rule #3: If smells like ass...don't eat/drink it (one of my coworkers violates this rule regularly and I cannot understand why).

Rule #4: If it's sloppy...eat it over the sink (nobody likes a mess).

Rule #5: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...(people who violate this rule usually end up as candidates for a Darwin Award).

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