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Sunday, March 20, 2005

The Official DeadSmiley Rules of Life

Rule #1: Don't Eat Yellow Snow (this one should be self explanatory)

Rule #2: If you have to ask...you probably don't want to know (this one is very important and will keep you out of a lot of trouble)

Rule #3: If smells like ass...don't eat/drink it (one of my coworkers violates this rule regularly and I cannot understand why).

Rule #4: If it's sloppy...eat it over the sink (nobody likes a mess).

Rule #5: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...(people who violate this rule usually end up as candidates for a Darwin Award).

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Question of the Day

I wonder what it would be like to have an evil twin. You know... someone that could take the blame for all of the stupid crap I do.

Hmmm... Maybe I'll just stick with blaming things on the Evil Robot Ninja Master that lives in my pants.

Friday, March 4, 2005

Question of the Day

I wonder what would happen if I started answering the phone, "Hello, Fabrizio's house of love..."

How many people would just hang up...how many would question it...and how many would try to act like they meant to call Fabrizio and his domicile of decadence?

Thursday, March 3, 2005

Question of the Day

How hard would it be to convince people that I'm crazy?

The problem with this of course is if I do manage to convince people, how do manage to convince them that it was a joke without getting committed in the process.

Not sure if the prospect of spending a few months in a padded room is worth the trouble...

Then again...